Nothing serious, it will only be used abroad :). In the pioneering past when windsurfers didn’t feel the need to share every tasty plate of callouses on the world wide wait. They used to sling the daggerboard over a shoulder which they could happily cosh rivals on the 1984 Grundig, Downwinder. Or stop off at Hove nudist beach an give a pair of flabby buttocks a wet slap with a flat skeg. Nowadays I don’t see anything on board, not even Jez s knob. Anyway in these times of most people being a bastard an not into eugenics at all, surely there is a market place for a swiss army of boards, that has flip out options built in(one could be a long sausage roll an a bayonet). That#s a great idea, put me down for two! one for each of us.
Do they know it’s Christmastime at all, remember that mate hold on to that while they,re having there abnormal Coruption. Yes that’s correct, shut up ,line up ,nothing to see hear. Good boy. Obey Corbyn Abbot.