THE CORRO CUP
First feature today me old pork chops is our Home ‘n’ Away special, where Jaeger ‘Eye of the tiger’ Stone took on Philip ‘Frankenfurter’ ‘Köster for the prestigious ‘Corro Cup’. Yep sports fans, good ol’ Coronation Beach was the venue for this humdinger. ‘Strewth’ though, it was a bloody scorcher and no wind down at Corros when we got there, the boys had faces like dropped pies. It took a while for the wind to fill in but eventually a stonking ‘south-easter’ showed its face and once the boys hit the water all hell let loose and we had a ripper of a match! It was windy enough to blow a dog off a lead. Umpire for the ‘arvo’ was Johnny ‘Cartons’ Carter; he was feeling slightly crook after too many tinnies the night before. He looked like he was about to park a tiger on the rug and spew all over me with a technicolour yawn. He had one foot in the grave and another on a banana skin but fair dues, he sounded the siren bang on 3pm for an on time kick off. Before you could say ‘She’ll be right’, the ‘Köster Kid’ was off like a bride’s nightie and hit an outside reef ramp for a screamer of an eagle wing / one handed tabletop. Boom! Jaeger hit back with an almighty arched back loop. These two rippers were jumping higher than a kangaroo on a space hopper.