CHANGE OF SCENERY
Eager to put the somewhat nefarious events of last night’s malodorous evening behind me, I frantically pack my bags and, after presenting my lady with the wife-of-the-year award, I kiss my two little girls goodbye and head to the airport where Keith’s assembled an all-star cast of hell-men. Marcilio ‘Brawhzinho’ Browne, Kevin Pritchard, World Champion longboarder Zach Howard, Billabong rider Ian Gentil. Already waiting in the Marshalls is 17-yr. old charger Bernd Roediger, fresh from his victory at Maui’s Makani Classic. He’s been “stuck” on the island for four weeks, although there is a young lady – our skipper, Martin Daly’s daughter – who might have contributed to his ever-expanding itinerary. Just don’t tell Martin, it might compromise Bernd’s lifespan…